Did you see the news? Turns out Hello Kitty is not a cat.
I know. I'm shocked too.
Surprising. However, if you're a parent of a kid who's obsessed with the red-bowed paragon of cuteness, you probably don't give a Bad Badtz-Maru what she is--you just want to silence the demand for Hello Kitty products that echoes through your home day and night. And you'd like to do it without